So if Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn’t playing Jack Burton, what do you think his role will be? Dwayne Johnson should play Mo Pan, descendant of the mighty Lo Pan, cursed to set right past wrongs by traveling to Little China to face villainous developer Bobby Burton, the millennial son of Jack Burton, who is determined to turn Little China into a sea of high-priced coffee shops and condos! Lo Pan Big Trouble in Little China. Buy it now before lose it forever.
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Can Mo channel the might of the three storms to beat back the forces of overly coiffed gentrification? Stay tuned and find out in Big Trouble in Little China 2 Tight Pants, Small Package!
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I’m with ya! Since day one I said make it a sequel and even if all it is is a cameo. Have them eating in a diner and Kurt Russel is dressed as Jack and asks him where he is going. The Rock says Little China and Jack just says yeah I dont go there anymore. It opens on a rainy night , the heavens themselves are weeping and the thunder is crashing all around as we see the Porkchop Express speeding down a lonely highway. Lo Pan Big Trouble in Little China. Jack gets out at a truck stop and rushes inside gets some coffee when all of a sudden demon ninjas crash through the windows son of a bitch they found me. Jack says as he grabs his knife and throws it into the head of the first ninja.