Everybody who knows me…knows I’m not a “morning person”. I’m not the “morning person loving morning person” either, so, when I’m called in to cover some breakfast person’s shift bc they called out or couldn’t wink, wink: read hung over call out and they need breakfast help now….I serve “fresh new recipe…just for you cakes! Don’t bother me! Unicorn Try my new recipe they’re called shut the fucupcakes. Buy this shirt now if you like it.
Unicorn: Try my new recipe they’re called shut the fucupcakes shirt
I’m not the strongest, nor am I the fittest or prettiest. I have wobbly bits on my jiggly bits, blotchy skin and my face flushes red when I exert myself but for the first time in my life I don’t care. I’d rather be remembered for who I am as a person, my love of the great outdoors and willingness to give things a go.
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Being surrounded by nature and hearing the sounds of the bush is my way to switch off, relax and enjoy life. I don’t care that I don’t look like a goddess while I’m doing it, I wear clothes that make me feel good even if to others they are dorky. Unicorn Try my new recipe they’re called shut the fucupcakes. I’ll strike goofy poses because I like to have a laugh and I try not to take myself too seriously it’s not like I’m going to make it out alive. And for those that want to judge me my shirt says ‘try my new recipe, they are called shut the fucupcakes’ and I wear it just for you.